Rules of Shotgun

Once you get past the basic rules, some of these are quite funny. It also clears up some confusion, such as:

4) Early calls are strictly prohibited. All occupants of the vehicle (including the driver) must be outside of the building and directly on the way to the vehicle before shotgun may be called. Under no circumstances may a person call shotgun inside a building. For sake of simplicity, a garage is considered to be outside. Parking structures and detached garages are always considered as being outdoors, even if they are underground.

This one seemed rather obvious, but I have been in cars where people have puked in the back seat:

4) In the instance that one of the passengers may become so ill during the course of the journey that the other occupants feel he/she will toss their cookies, then the ill person should be given Shotgun to make appropriate use of the window.

(Via FourSixteen.net)

Signing Off. Until next time, I'll see ya on the Blog! drh.