Pope on a rope
There is just something wrong with this.
Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Wash away your sins with Pope soap on a rope, guaranteed to cleanse even the grubbiest souls. Coming soon (maybe) is the new range of world leader soaps called dope on a rope featuring the highly talented and articulate President Bush and the nations favourite (sic) Prime Minister Tony Blair.
Signing Off. Until next time, I'll see ya on the Blog! drh.