Earth Dog Tags

This is just what I need. I can put them next to my old Army Dog Tags. Earth Dog Tags.

"In case of alien abduction these dog tags may save your life. The crucial data an alien will need to get you back to Earth is die stamped into these dog tags."

They even have a money back guarantee:

"should you ever be abducted by aliens while wearing Location Earth Dog Tags and not returned safely to Earth you will be entitled to a full refund of the purchase price."

(Via Museum of Hoaxes)

Signing Off. Until next time, I'll see ya on the Blog! drh.